WASHINGTON — The Pentagon confirmed Tuesday that the Strait of Hormuz remains open for commercial traffic, citing a lack of submerged barriers despite ongoing missile exchanges. Officials stated that as long as the water remains wet, navigation is considered free. "Technically, the water is still there," said Pentagon Spokesman Alan Kress. "We haven't blocked the lane, we just lit it on fire."
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Pentagon Declares Strait of Hormuz Open Despite Visible Firefight
Expert Weighs In
“Technically, the water is still there. We haven't blocked the lane, we just lit it on fire.”
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