WASHINGTON — The Senate Intelligence Committee confirmed Jay Clayton as intelligence chief Wednesday, stipulating he must remain ignorant of all state secrets to ensure unbiased loyalty. Senators argued access to actual data could compromise his willingness to harass the president's enemies. Clayton pledged to base threat assessments solely on cable news chyrons. "Intelligence complicates the loyalty oath," said Committee Chair Richard Burr.
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Senate Confirms Clayton On Condition He Never Reads Classified Briefings
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“Intelligence complicates the loyalty oath”
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