BAGHDAD — The High Anti-Corruption Commission confirmed today that seized cash will be disbursed back to suspects as per diem allowances for attending their own trials. Chairman Jamal Al-Malik stated the funds are technically "investigation-related travel expenses." Experts noted the loophole ensures defendants remain solvent enough to bribe judges. This recirculation balances the quarterly audit.
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Commission To Return Seized Bribes As Trial Attendance Fees
Expert Weighs In
“The funds are technically investigation-related travel expenses.”
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