WASHINGTON — The Justice Department confirmed Thursday that the $1.776 billion anti-weaponization budget will function as a performance bonus for attorneys who successfully decline to indict protected entities. Officials stated the model ensures restraint is financially viable. "We need to incentivize looking the other way," said Acting Deputy Counsel Gary Thorne. "Restraint is expensive."
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DOJ Clarifies Anti-Weaponization Fund Will Pay Prosecutors Per Charge Not Filed
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“We need to incentivize looking the other way. Restraint is expensive.”
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