WASHINGTON — The State Department confirmed Monday that allied nations must submit a notarized Form 12-B sixty days prior to voting to decline U.S. electoral assistance. Interference is automatic unless waived via certified mail. "Sovereignty is an opt-out feature," said Bureau Chief Linda Merriweather. "If you don't file the waiver, we own your ballot."
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State Department Requires Foreign Nations File Form 12-B To Opt Out Of Election Interference
Expert Weighs In
“If you don't file the waiver, we own your ballot.”
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