WASHINGTON — The White House confirmed Monday that U.S. Attorney Roger Rogoff was terminated mid-oath, citing a loyalty algorithm flag. Officials noted the swearing-in was merely a legal prerequisite to process the severance package. Rogoff was handed a box of belongings before lowering his right hand. "Technically, he served long enough to qualify for unemployment," said Spokesman Alan Sterman.
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White House Confirms Prosecutor Fired Mid-Oath To Meet Staffing Quota
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“Technically, he served long enough to qualify for unemployment,”
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