WASHINGTON — The Justice Department stated Wednesday its $1.8 billion anti-weaponization treasury will exclusively litigate against inquiries regarding the treasury itself. Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche affirmed the budget ensures legal supremacy. "Any question about this money is an act of weaponization," said Senior Counsel Martha Higgins. "This fund purchases immunity from accountability."
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DOJ Announces Anti-Weaponization Fund To Prosecute Questions About Fund
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“This fund purchases immunity from accountability.”
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