LONDON — The Crown Prosecution Service confirmed Monday that Prince Andrew will oversee the preliminary phase of the sexual misconduct investigation bearing his name. Andrew recused himself from voting on charges, though he retained veto power over witness scheduling. "We found no policy prohibiting the suspect from grading his own homework," said CPS Director Sarah Cleaver. The inquiry proceeds pending Andrew's availability.
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CPS Appoints Prince Andrew Lead Investigator In Own Misconduct Inquiry
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“We found no policy prohibiting the suspect from grading his own homework”
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