WASHINGTON — Congressional Republicans denounced the DOJ's new restitution fund Tuesday, calling it persecution despite being funded entirely by their own unpaid ethics fines. Chairman Jim Banks labeled the reimbursement 'theft,' arguing that returning money seized from his campaign violates his right to monetize public office. Treasury confirmed the fund is solvent solely due to accumulated penalties from the complaining bloc.
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GOP Senators Demand Refund From 'Anti-Weaponization' Fund They Financed
Expert Weighs In
“"We should not be punished for monetizing our public service."”
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