WASHINGTON — The State Department announced Tuesday that Venezuelan democracy initiatives will be paused to prioritize suburban SUV commutes. Sanctions will be relaxed solely to keep pump prices below $4. "Human rights are a luxury item right now," said Deputy Secretary of Energy Alan Mercer. Leverage was exchanged for regular unleaded.
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State Department Pauses Venezuelan Democracy To Stabilize Gas Prices
Expert Weighs In
“Human rights are a luxury item right now,”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.
