WASHINGTON — Fox News contributors announced Monday they are canceling support for the Iran conflict citing poor Q3 demographics. Senior analysts returned their Patriot Pack access cards, noting the war no longer aligns with brand safety guidelines. "We liked the bombing, but the retention rates aren't there," said Senior Strategic Analyst Glen Rhodes. "We need a conflict with better viewer overlap."
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Fox News Pundits Cancel Iran War Support Citing Poor Q3 Demographics
Expert Weighs In
“We liked the bombing, but the retention rates aren't there”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.


