WASHINGTON — House GOP leadership scrubbed the war powers vote, citing concerns that a formal tally of dissent would cause the President undue emotional distress. Majority Leader Scalise stated witnessing the raw count might negatively impact executive morale. The resolution was referred to the Subcommittee on Presidential Comfort. "We cannot subject him to the trauma of seeing the actual numbers," said Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt.
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House Republicans Cancel Vote To Spare President Feelings Of Rejection
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“We cannot subject him to the trauma of seeing the actual numbers”
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