WASHINGTON — Advisers confirmed the tariff rate was calculated directly from President Trump's weekend golf score. Officials stated the trade deficit 'felt too high' compared to his handicap. Negotiations stall pending a better round. "His drive was straight," said Senior Advisor Alan Kress. "We need parity."
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White House Confirms Tariff Rates Derived From President's Golf Score
Expert Weighs In
“His drive was straight. We need parity.”
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