WASHINGTON — The Trump administration clarified that pharmaceuticals will face a 100 percent penalty unless ingredients are harvested from American plants. Officials acknowledged most medicines are synthetic but insisted chemistry should respect border integrity. "We expect Pfizer to begin planting ibuprofen bushes in Ohio immediately," said Secretary Lutnick. Pharmacists warned shelves would be empty by Wednesday.
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White House Requires Generic Drugs Be Grown On U.S. Soil To Avoid Tariff
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“We expect Pfizer to begin planting ibuprofen bushes in Ohio immediately,”
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