WASHINGTON — The Federal Reserve announced Tuesday that all interest rate adjustments require a handwritten approval note from the President verifying he is 'cool with it.' Analysts noted inflation data will now be secondary to the Administration's daily mood swings. "We still run the models," said Fed spokesperson Linda Merriweather. "But if the Boss says rates hurt his polling, we hold steady."
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Federal Reserve Requires White House Permission Slip For Rate Adjustments
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“But if the Boss says rates hurt his polling, we hold steady.”
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