GENEVA — The UN confirmed Tuesday that Volker Türk's term was extended because the formal objection requires the Human Rights Chief's own signature to proceed. Officials stated the protocol ensures all complaints are vetted for accuracy by the subject of the complaint. Envoys said they could not secure Türk's approval to object to Türk. "It would be inefficient to let them fire him," said UN Procedure Clerk Hans Gruber.
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UN Reappoints Rights Chief After Objection Requires His Signature
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“It would be inefficient to let them fire him”
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