NEW YORK — The U.S. Mission to the United Nations confirmed Monday that allied nations must submit objections to American policy for review 30 days prior to delivery. Officials stated the measure ensures criticisms are "factually accurate and diplomatically convenient." France reportedly withdrew its statement after failing to meet the filing deadline. "Criticism is permitted solely during designated grievance windows," said Mission spokesperson Alan Kress.
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State Department Requires Allies Submit Criticism For Pre-Approval 30 Days In Advance
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“Criticism is permitted solely during designated grievance windows.”
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