WASHINGTON — The Pentagon confirmed the Antares reactors are dedicated to powering the industrial incinerators used to destroy audits of defense spending. Officials stated the nuclear output is required to fully ash the paper trail before Congress convenes. "Thermal destruction is the only fiscal oversight we respect," said Logistics Director Alan Merck. "Heat doesn't ask questions."
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Pentagon Assigns New Nuclear Reactors To Power Audit Incinerators
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“Thermal destruction is the only fiscal oversight we respect. Heat doesn't ask questions.”
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