WASHINGTON - The Trump administration confirmed the 250,000 noncitizen voter figure was derived from a calculation scribbled on a damp cocktail napkin. Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt stated the napkin math constitutes a binding federal record. Auditors noted the figure was rounded up to ensure it looked threatening on slides. "The arithmetic is secondary to the aesthetic impact of the digit sequence," said Chief Data Officer Glen Sturgis.
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White House Confirms Voter Fraud Estimate Calculated On Cocktail Napkin
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“The arithmetic is secondary to the aesthetic impact of the digit sequence”
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