WASHINGTON — Trump served Netanyahu an eviction notice during the summit, citing unauthorized subletting in the West Bank as a lease violation. Staff arrived with calipers to assess square footage. Oval Office rugs were rolled up pending inspection. "The security guarantee is contingent on the security deposit clearing," said Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt.
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Trump Serves Netanyahu Eviction Notice Citing West Bank Subletting Violations
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“The security guarantee is contingent on the security deposit clearing”
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