NEW YORK - A federal judge confirmed Tuesday Donald Trump's sworn affidavit stating he 'feels like a billionaire' satisfies all discovery requirements for liquid capital. The order notes emotional confidence holds parity with actual currency. Trustees agreed to accept handwritten notes reading 'Very Rich' as collateral for legal fees. 'If he says it's there, it's there,' said clerk Margaret Hume.
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Judge Rules Trump's Personal Feeling Of Wealth Constitutes Liquid Asset
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“If he says it's there, it's there”
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