WASHINGTON — The Justice Department ruled Tuesday that classified material Biden cannot recall is now declassified by mental attrition. Advisors confirmed secrets in forgotten boxes are legally void. "If Joe doesn't remember it, it's basically public domain," said Senior Legal Advisor Mark Sterling. Archivists began shredding documents simply by asking Biden to describe them.
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Justice Department Rules Forgotten Secrets Legally Void
Expert Weighs In
“If Joe doesn't remember it, it's basically public domain”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.


