WASHINGTON — Sen. Lindsey Graham submitted an invoice to the White House for persuading Trump to bomb Iran. Bill includes "emotional labor" and "Sunday show preparation." Graham expects payment upon deployment of the first battalion. "We usually tie disbursement to civilian casualty thresholds," said White House Budget Director Alan Kreider. "But Graham is an expedited client."
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Lindsey Graham Submits Itemized Invoice To White House For Iran War Persuasion
Expert Weighs In
“We usually tie disbursement to civilian casualty thresholds. But Graham is an expedited client.”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.
