The EPA unveiled a plan Wednesday to neutralize forever chemical risks by designating human livers as expendable filtration units. The rule change removes water limits, classifying biological damage as 'pre-existing condition maintenance.' Industry partners praised the shift toward organic remediation. "Why filter the water when the body filters itself?" said EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin.
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EPA Solves PFAS Crisis By Declaring Human Livers Non-Essential Infrastructure
Expert Weighs In
“Why filter the water when the body filters itself?”
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