WASHINGTON — White House Counsel confirmed Monday that all information generated by federal employees is now the exclusive intellectual property of Donald Trump. Staff must file royalty requests before discussing weather data. "Taxpayers don't own the data, he does," said Pat Cipollone. Leaking is now shoplifting.
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.
White House Classifies All Federal Knowledge As President's Personal Property
Expert Weighs In
“Taxpayers don't own the data, he does”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.
