WASHINGTON — Advisors confirmed the Iran peace agreement is complete, pending finalization of its terms, text, and physical existence. Commemorative coins featuring the non-existent treaty have already shipped. 'The peace is in the intent, not the paper,' said press secretary Karoline Leavitt, holding a blank folder. 'We agreed to agree eventually, which is legally binding in most states.'
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Trump Allies Declare Iran Deal Finalized Pending Terms, Content, Existence
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“We agreed to agree eventually, which is legally binding in most states.”
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