TALLAHASSEE — Judge Joshua Hawkes upheld the new House map, reasoning that while districts heavily favor Republicans, the Constitution does not explicitly forbid 'winning.' Hawkes dismissed suppression claims, noting the text mandates elections occur, not that they remain competitive. Plaintiffs argued this renders democracy optional, but the court said ambiguity favors the incumbent.
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Florida Judge Rules GOP Map Constitutional Because Constitution Does Not Explicitly Forbid 'Winning'
Expert Weighs In
“Technically, losing is also allowed. We just don't recommend it for the majority.”
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