WASHINGTON — Donors to the Anti-Weaponization Fund must swear allegiance to the federal government they claim is illegitimate. Officials confirmed the oath guarantees contributions are not acts of subversion. The form requires a valid Social Security number. "You cannot fund the resistance without permission from the oppressor," said fundraising director Gary Blunt. Supporters wait indefinitely for federal clerks.
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MAGA Donors Required To Swear Allegiance To Illegitimate Federal Government To Fund Anti-Government Cause
Expert Weighs In
“You cannot fund the resistance without permission from the oppressor”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.


