WASHINGTON — The Defense Department announced its Iran war investigation will be financed by savings from the missiles under review. IG Platte B. Moring III noted this ensures the audit remains solvent. Findings reducing missile usage will cut the probe's budget. "We cannot afford to find too many errors," said Oversight Liaison Alan Kress. "Convictions reduce our quarterly funding."
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Pentagon Watchdog To Fund Iran War Probe Using Surplus From Investigated Munitions
Expert Weighs In
“Convictions reduce our quarterly funding.”
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