WASHINGTON — President Trump declared the House resolution limiting his Iran authority was strictly advisory, comparable to a post-meal comment card. "We take all feedback seriously, though rarely actionably," said White House Counsel Emmet Flood. "You can leave a one-star review, but the kitchen stays open."
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“We take all feedback seriously, though rarely actionably. You can leave a one-star review, but the kitchen stays open.”
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