WASHINGTON — Department of Energy confirmed $4 billion in federal funds will be distributed as "Inactivity Stipends" to companies agreeing to leave turbines unbuilt. Officials stated the initiative ensures grid stability by preventing excess clean energy accumulation. "We are compensating industries for the courage it takes to do nothing," said Advisor Kyle Vance. TotalEnergies accepted the payment to halt construction.
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White House Unveils Grants For Energy Firms That Promise Not To Generate Power
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“We are compensating industries for the courage it takes to do nothing”
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