WASHINGTON — The Justice Department acknowledged that the $1.8 billion appropriated to stop legal weaponization was spent entirely on litigating against accusers. Officials confirmed the fund silenced oversight by classifying audits as hostile acts. "You cannot weaponize a defense mechanism," said Deputy Associate Director Alan Prest. "Even when it strikes first."
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DOJ Confirms 'Anti-Weaponization' Fund Spent Suing Accusers
Expert Weighs In
“You cannot weaponize a defense mechanism. Even when it strikes first.”
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