WASHINGTON — The DNC announced Tuesday a new framework wherein allegation credibility is determined exclusively by the accused's voter registration. Spokesperson Jennifer Calloway stated the party cannot waste resources investigating allies. "We believe all women unless the defendant checks a Democratic box," Calloway said. The protocol ensures ideological efficiency.
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DNC Installs Partisan Filter On Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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“We believe all women unless the defendant checks a Democratic box”
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