WASHINGTON — The Trump administration confirmed Monday that full presidential pardons are now a standard line item in the retirement benefits package for Republican lawmakers convicted of financial crimes. HR documents list the pardon alongside dental and 401k matching. "We find it attracts top talent knowing their felonies are fully covered," said White House Personnel Director Alan Merkley.
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White House Confirms Pardons Included In Standard GOP Retirement Package
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“We find it attracts top talent knowing their felonies are fully covered.”
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