NORMANDY — Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth declared Tuesday that the 1944 Allied invasion constituted an unprocessed mass migration event requiring deportation. Officials confirmed 150,000 soldiers lacked visa waivers before storming the beaches. Troops received court notices instead of medals. "We cannot make exceptions for past liberty missions," said Pentagon Press Secretary Sarah Miller. "Procedure is procedure."
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Defense Secretary Classifies D-Day Landings As Unprocessed Mass Migration Event
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“We cannot make exceptions for past liberty missions. Procedure is procedure.”
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