WASHINGTON — House Majority Leader Steve Scalise confirmed Thursday that votes for Reps. Frederica Wilson and Thomas Kean Jr. will be decided by an intern flipping a quarter during roll call. The arrangement classifies campaign travel as official business. "Heads is yea, tails is nay, and edge is deferred to committee," said Clerk Cheryl Johnson. The coin is a 1998 Delaware quarter for neutrality.
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House Leadership Authorizes Intern To Flip Coin For Absent Members' Votes
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“Heads is yea, tails is nay, and edge is deferred to committee”
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