MAR-A-LAGO — The Trump campaign announced Wednesday a new instrument allowing contributors to short-sell the constitutional succession process. Derivatives tied to norm violations pay out upon judicial obstruction or press revocations. "Why wait for the collapse when you can profit from the timeline?" said finance chair Robert Sterling. Analysts note the move turns the electorate into liquidity.
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Trump Campaign Allows Donors To Hedge Against Peaceful Transfer Of Power
Expert Weighs In
“Why wait for the collapse when you can profit from the timeline?”
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