WASHINGTON — The Trump administration confirmed the North Portico will be encased in permanent chain-link fencing. Officials stated the mesh complements the architecture while allowing sightlines for pay-per-view cameras. "The Founding Fathers envisioned an octagon," said White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt. "Democracy works best when someone gets choked out."
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White House Installs Permanent Cage Fencing Around North Portico
Expert Weighs In
“The Founding Fathers envisioned an octagon. Democracy works best when someone gets choked out.”
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