WASHINGTON — The National Archives confirmed it has opened a permanent record for President Biden's pardon of Rep. Jamie Raskin, despite no such clemency ever being granted. Officials stated the empty folder must be stored to ensure historical accuracy regarding Trump's reality. Staff noted the file contains only a post-it note reading 'Trump Says So.'
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Archives Creates File For Biden Pardon That Was Never Issued
Expert Weighs In
“It's a valid document in his universe, so we file it.”
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