WASHINGTON — The State Department confirmed the Iran treaty remains in effect only while President Trump is actively thinking about it. Officials noted the agreement dissolves if his attention shifts to cable news. Secretary Rubio is holding a mirror behind the Resolute Desk. "As long as he's looking at it, it's real," said Senior Advisor Jason Miller. "Once he looks away, the terms revert."
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State Department Confirms Iran Treaty Valid Only While Trump Thinking About It
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“As long as he's looking at it, it's real. Once he looks away, the terms revert.”
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