WASHINGTON — The Trump administration confirmed the Iran deal will be funded exclusively through unused Trump International Hotel loyalty points. Vice President Vance classified the points as "non-liquid brand equity." Iranian officials attempted to redeem them before realizing the locations were closed. "It's not money, it's access," said Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt.
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White House Confirms Iran Settlement Payable In Expired Trump Hotel Coupons
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“It's not money, it's access.”
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