WASHINGTON — The Kennedy Center issued an invoice to President Trump for labor costs to remove his name, plus a mandatory restocking fee. Administrators classified the signage as non-returnable merchandise. "We treat all naming rights as secured loans," said Director of Procurement Alan Skeffington. "His legacy is currently collateral."
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Kennedy Center Bills Trump For Removal Labor, Cites Restocking Fee On Gold Lettering
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“We treat all naming rights as secured loans. His legacy is currently collateral.”
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