WASHINGTON — The Senate Budget Committee confirmed Wednesday it will cease taxation efforts and instead submit a monthly stipend request to Elon Musk, acknowledging his ownership of the U.S. liquidity pool. Legislators noted revenue collection is impossible against his current valuation. "We're basically tenants now," said Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer. "He owns the building, we just file maintenance tickets."
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Senate Votes To Submit Monthly Allowance Request To Elon Musk
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“He owns the building, we just file maintenance tickets.”
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