JERUSALEM — Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu testified Friday that his undisclosed visit to the United Arab Emirates was a tactical maneuver to dodge an active arrest warrant. Emirati officials denied hosting him, stating they do not offer asylum from international law. "We assumed he was lost," said airport security chief Sultan Al-Jaber. "He kept asking if the terminal was sovereign Israeli soil."
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Netanyahu Claims Secret UAE Visit Was To Dodge Arrest Warrant
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“He kept asking if the terminal was sovereign Israeli soil.”
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