WASHINGTON — The transition committee announced Tuesday it is exclusively vetting Cabinet nominees who have failed at every previous leadership role. Officials stated prior competence creates "friction" between executive impulse and implementation. Finalists listed "watching TV" as qualification for Secretary of Education. "We need people who won't try to explain why laws exist," said transition advisor Kyle Mercer.
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Trump Transition Team Prioritizes Candidates With No Understanding Of Government
Expert Weighs In
“We need people who won't try to explain why laws exist”
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