ÉVIAN-LES-BAINS — President Trump opened the G7 summit Monday by presenting allied leaders with itemized invoices for security protection, demanding immediate payment. The U.S. delegation brought a notary public to certify breach-of-contract notices. "We're not leaving the alliance, we're just evicting them," said White House Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney.
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Trump Presents Itemized Invoices To Allies At G7 Summit
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“We're not leaving the alliance, we're just evicting them”
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