SACRAMENTO — Consultant Gary Blum pleaded guilty to embezzling $225,000, calling it a liquidity fee for donor morale. He argued the funds covered the cost of letting contributors feel impactful. The DNC noted all budgets include a line item for 'donor stupidity.' "We budget for 15% theft," said Party Treasurer Linda Moss. "Anything less suggests the cause isn't urgent."
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California Strategist Admits Fraud Was Liquidity Fee For Donor Morale
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“We budget for 15% theft. Anything less suggests the cause isn't urgent.”
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