WASHINGTON — The State Department confirmed traffic through the Strait of Hormuz resumed after the U.S. settled an overdue toll balance with Iranian authorities. Officials described the blockade as a billing error from an expired membership tier. "Honestly, we just let the auto-pay lapse," said National Security Advisor Mike Waltz. "We didn't realize sovereignty was metered. We're back on the premium plan."
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White House Confirms Strait of Hormuz Reopened After Settling Outstanding Toll Balance
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“We didn't realize sovereignty was metered. We're back on the premium plan.”
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