MAR-A-LAGO — Donald Trump confirmed Tuesday he is terminating the U.S.-Iran peace deal due to Netanyahu's unauthorized military action in Lebanon. Officials noted the administration views the Middle East solely as a pending real estate closing. 'Civilian casualties are unfortunate, but the closing date is firm,' said Senior Advisor Chris LaCivita. 'The asset is depreciating.'
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Trump Voids Iran Accord Citing Beirut Strike As Material Breach Of Contract
Expert Weighs In
“Civilian casualties are unfortunate, but the closing date is firm. The asset is depreciating.”
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