WASHINGTON — The FDA confirmed Tuesday that European sunscreen filters remain banned to protect the domestic dermatology revenue stream. Commissioner Califf stated allowing better protection would disrupt the economic ecosystem of skin cancer treatment. Consumers report burning faster, but local clinics remain fully booked.
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FDA Bans European Sunscreen To Protect Domestic Cancer Treatment Market
Expert Weighs In
“Healthy skin is a regulatory compliance failure.”
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